The First Kiss
something a girl never forgets.
the first action of interest in young couples. besides commonality’s, communication, laughter and similarity’s!
cousin lav: so, did you?
cousin: lek: did i what?
cousin lav: you know what i’m talking about! we just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna’s gonna kick our -ss. so, did you?
cousin lek: you mean play ring around the rosie?
cousin lav: -slap- smack -pop- -bam-. i will throttle you, lek!!! give up the details!
cousin lek: alright already, yes!!! he kissed me. we kissed! it was the most amazing first kiss of my life. we all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!
cousin lav: do you know why that sucks for you!
cousin lek: we leave tomarow!
cousin lav: hun, you can always write!
cousin lek: my life just took a turn to suckville. n-body will ever match that ashole!
cousin lav: it’s okay! this is just your first. it shurly won’t be your last! the first kiss will always be your most memorable though ;d
cousin lek: -slap-, throw-, bam-…-(suplex hold)–figure four lock- smell it, smell it…..!!!!
cousin lav: oh sh-t! the crazy b-tch went rouge on me!!! silent but violent isn”t just a fart!!! she”s gonna kick that -ss! run guys run!!! you spammed her clam!!! run f-kers run!!!
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