The Flap of Mars


when look at the p-n-s externally, the flap of mars is where the scr-t-m curls around the side of the shaft, leaving a flap which doesn’t move without prodding or poking.
man 1: i’ve got a big d-ck.

man 2: yeah, but the flap of mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.

man 1: …d-mn.

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