the flat muffin theory
when a m-ffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. m-ffins are just fat cookies.
mueid: m-ffins are not found they are flat.
boye: we should only sell flat m-ffins. same m-ffin less area.
claudia: that looks like somebody stepped on sh-t.
mueid: but it’s very tasty. a flat m-ffin is just a cookie but soft. that is the flat m-ffin theory. we have been eating fat cookies all along.
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