The Four Swin Wars of 2006
usually reffered to as the war of all wars, the four swin wars were fought during a period of 5 days in southern california. after a long day, the four main men involved split into twos and began to attack. anything they could salvage was used as cover. the main sources of ammunition were jellybeans, frozen power bars, and starbursts. one of the men took a huge dump and clogged the toilet. he said it was like cr-pping a 2 liter bottle of soda and that he has a good idea of what it’s like to be raped now. there were no survivors.
frank: dude d-day was a crazy as battle.
steve: yeah, but thats nothing compared to the four swin wars of 2006 .
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