the frosty valentine
where u boar a hole in a ben and jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then f-ck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“do you not have any plans for valentine’s day?”
“yes”
“what?”
“the frosty valentine”
“what”
“urban dictionary it b-tch”
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