the furry jalapeño


the furry jalapeno, widely known to s-xual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. the act itself is quite simple. you must first shave your p-b-s completely and neatly collect them. then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your p-n-s in a jar of jalapeño juice. after you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved p-b-s liberally making sure to coat the entire p-n-s. this creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. it’s really an avant garde procedure mixing both s-x and art. use caution as sprinkling p-b-s on your p-n-s can be dangerous.
tommy: baby i can’t wait to explore my creative s-xuality with you when i stuff you with the furry jalapeño!
lauren: why does it smell like jalapeños? why is your d-ck covered in p-b-s? -m-ffled screams-

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