The Gay Team


noun

1. a term used to describe two pairs of married gay men who have gone on several double dates together, have already had s-x several times and are all chummy with each other. when going on these double dates, all 4 men ride together in a van. one of them is usually black and wears lots of jewelry. there is also usually an older one, the father figure type, with a cigar/cornhole fetish. there is always a clean cut, metros-xual one and the fourth member is a wildcard.
q: “did you get a load of that f-ggoty bowling team down there, rick?”

a: “yeah, i saw them pull up in a van and if i didn’t know any better, i’d swear they were the gay team.”

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