The Gay Wedgie


this particular action is very complex, common and often committed accidentally.
so the b-m c-m aka the gay wedgie is when a male is masturbating and as he reaches his climax and -j-c-l-t-s he accidentally without realizing c-ms into his own underwear. being oblivious to what has just happened the individual pulls his underwear up with an awkward warm sensation onhis behind.
in other words c-m all over your own -ss!
“dude i was just jackin’ off to this totally gnarly guy called chuck norris and i gave myself the b-m c-m aka the gay wedgie!!”

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