The General Hospital


the act of a male receiving oral s-x during childbirth. a risky maneuver considering the circ-mstances, but according to legend provides mutual benefit for the couple, as women who swallow during pregnancy have a lower risk of complications, as well as the established scientific fact that women giving oral s-x are more relaxed, and the male gets to have an -rg-sm. probably.
1.the labor had gone on too long. the birth was going to be too hard. the situation required something else long and hard, so the doctor recommended a radical treatment: the general hospital. “only your 8-roper can save this baby now,” he said, “you know what to do.”

2. colloquially; “it wasn’t all bad, she general hospital’d me bro.”

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