The Ghost of Christmas Past
the first christmas eve after a spouse’s parent has p-ssed away, the husband dips his p-n-s into their loved one’s urn and has s-x with his wife.
by dipping my p-n-s into this urn and letting your v-g-n- swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late mother. this is, the ghost of christmas past.
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