the gillis principle
the gillis principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.
mathematically, 1 gillis (gi) is the unit of either substance (marijuana or mountain dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.
mountain dew: 8823mg caffeine = ~173 cans = 61l = 1gi/hour
marijuana: 68000g thc = 971 000 joints = 1gi/hour
it can be concluded using the gillis principle that mountain dew has a far higher lethality rate than marijuana.
friend 1: “hey, did you hear? jared smoked himself to death last night.”
friend 2: “yeah that must’ve been a gillis-ton of weed!”
friend 1: “using the gillis principle, that was like 971 000 joints.”
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