The glutes of regret
the process of waking up and seeing the -ss before you and knowing its only there because of the riddiculous amount that you had drank the night before
this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before
after showering thoroughly tom recieved a phone call
” you coming to the pub?”
a whimpered reply came back
“no…im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!”
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