The Goat Pen


where alcoholics and derelicts mix with a steady stream of yuppies and tourists who play at slumming it.
the goat pen is to dumb.
a small box that we put tyler in when we see stupid commercials on television
svein the peevish and i put tyler in the goat pen when we saw the latest geico commercial.

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