The Golden Turkey


the act of kicking, punching, slapping or grabbing a male’s t-st-cl-s from behind.
sarah totally just gave me the golden turkey…

oh man!!! did you see that? sarah gave ryan the golden turkey!

i went to grab ryan’s -ss and accidentally slipped him the golden turkey..

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