The Great Cans Of No Return


epic, legendary, and mythological cans of whup–ss so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. not even the illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an -ss whupping.
the great cans of no return, are not to be taken lightly. they will end your -ss!

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