The Great Christmas Penguin
the true christmas hero. he fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
mother: johnny, have you been a good little boy this year?
johnny: yes!
mother: well then maybe the great christmas penguin will bring you a new car.
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