The Great Curling


the prophesied time when the canadians will rise up and will cleanse the earth of all other nations. it is generally -ssumed that the polite nature of the average canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-canadians are doomed.
it is a lesser known fact that all canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
alfie: i don’t trust matthew. eventually he is going to kill us all
arthur: what the h-ll are you talking about?
alfie: he’s canadian.
arthur: oh right, the great curling. well at least he’s nice about it. he’ll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
alfie: maybe i can still become a canadian citizen…

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