the great shittening


the end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as geting an -n-l probe). you end up spending much of the night sh-tting so much that one is surprised at just how full of sh-t you really are, hence the great sh-ttening.
tonight is the great sh-ttening. i have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my -n-l probe tomorrow.

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