The Great Unwiped
the greatest of all known p–ps: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.
unlike the closely related angel p–p, wipeless p–p and ninja p–p, the great unwiped is a rare event by which the p–per is so certain that he or she has just done an angel p–p, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the -n-s, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the p–per leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
thor: one day, i’m going to sit on that porcelain throne, and i’m going to do the great unwiped.
timothy: but thor, how are you going to know? you might end up as a p–py pants.
thor: i’ve heard that you just know, tim. when the time is right, you just know.
timothy: i am in awe of your dauntless courage.
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