The Greatest Thing I’ve Never Seen
phrase: used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
person 1: “… then the girl was all like “at least i didn’t do this and such!” and then i was like “no, you don’t get it like that. it’s like this you b-tch! haha!” it was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!”
person2: “wow that is the greatest thing i’ve never seen.”
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