The Guatemalan Handshake
the act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.
joanne: how was your date at that mexican restaurant last night?
sally: quite delightful. i gave frank the guatemalan handshake under the table before our entrees came.
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