the guy from sbarros
a person who is new at sbarros and works really slow. probably is fifty pounds overweight and votes republican. he is usually a pain in the b-tt when you try to order your pizza there.
before and ordering the pizza:
susumu: what is taking so god dang long!? i’ve been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
clerk: oh, he’s new here. he’s not used to mult-tasking, so you might experience delays.
after ordering the pizza:
kagami: susumu, what took you so long?
susumu: oh, the guy from sbarros was slow as heck when i was trying to order the pizza.
kagami: let’s hope we don’t run into this again.
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