The Hairy Scarecrow


a female companion who has an exessive amount of pubic hairs, and smells like horse feed. also has no emotion or satisfaction during s-xual intercourse, due to over exsessive intercourse with more than one guy at a time.
(a smelly sl-t)
the girl who workes at the corner of of avenue q and martin luther king blvd. or also known as “the hairy scarecrow”

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