the hakanasson theory
this theory states that upon sleep deprivation, intoxication (of both alcohol and other related substances), females become progressively more attractive through the factors of; time, exposure, peer pressure, intoxication, desperation, pity, and hormonal imbalance.
cam:”dude you were totally hakked last night!!”
carl:”oh f-ck not again! i hate the hakan-sson theory!”
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