The Hamper Pooper


the nickname for former green bay packer rb najeh davenport. he was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends hamper in her closet.
the hamper p–per rushed for 116 yards and 2 td’s and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room hamper

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