The Han Solo
the han solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). you then j-zz on her under the table. congratulations, you have completed “the han solo.” make sure if there are any other guys present, you j-zz first.
“hey, john. so we were out at romano’s earlier and i totally pulled the han solo out on rebbecca. she was pretty p-ssed when she found out. yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. you know a lawyer?”
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