the hand of god


when a man is s-xually fisting a woman (ex. shoving his whole fist in her v-g-n-) he uses it to lift her off the ground
woman 1: god i’m so sore
woman 2: whys that?
woman 1: well i was f-cking jeremy last night and used the hand of god up my v-g-n-.

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