The Happy Birthday
when a guy is fingering a girl’s -sshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her -sshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her -sshole and then the guy f-cks her -sshole. happy birthday!
“hey did you hear?”
“hear what?”
“oh my god man… steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her the happy birthday on her birthday!”
“ew man, that’s f-cking gross.”
“yea but i heard it’s like getting high.”
“what ever man, that’s f-cked up!”
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