the hash slinging slasher
the most terrifying monster that you could imagine. he was the head fry cook at the krusty krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. to this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. there are a few signs to see when he is coming. the lights will flicker on and off. the phone will ring, and there will be n-body there. if you ever see the hash slinging slasher, good luck.
i was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the hash slinging slasher murdered me.
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