the hawaiian spermbender


a ancient god relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically f-ck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. it is stated that the hawaiian spermbender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his d-ck in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over sp-ce and time.
man i really felt like the hawaiian spermbender back at that party. i was f-cking mad b-tches!

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