The health nut


when an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his p-n-s into her mouth. the result is the healthiest nut of his life.
sammy, ‘oh jeez, i am so tired, lets take a rest.’

megan, ‘good idea, i will get the granola ready for the health nut.’

sammy, ‘this time can i also eat the dirty parfait?’

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