The Hebrew Hammer
a hilarious take-off on blackploitation genre films such as shaft–a jewploitation flick starring adam goldberg as the t-tle character, the hebrew hammer.
have you seen the hebrew hammer?
when your standing up and banging a chick while holding her calves to either side of your waist with the back of her shoulders on the ground. you must yell, “shalom b–tch” at every 5th thrust during the encounter.
i deployed the hebrew hammer on that chick last night.
while f-cking a chick from behind the you donkey punch her in the back of the head. when she turns around to b-tch at you because it hurt you circ-mcise yourself and throw the foreskin in her face. upon doing that you yell opah!!! and run away. all of this is done whilst wearing a yamaka…(this can only be done once)
so last night i gave shirley the hebrew hammer…obviously she’s p-ssed at me.
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