The highland kiss
a scottish offensive measure where one individual smashes his/her forehead into the nose of another individual.
person a – “ye daft b-st-rd i’ll punch ye square in the face!”
person b – “no need ta fight laddie. how’s about i ey just give you the highland kiss!”
at which point person b would grab the head of their enemy and slam his or her forehead into the central face area of person a. effectively ruining their day.
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