The Highland-Park Job


the style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled sp-ce on the opposite side of the street in which you started.

this maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb highland park il on the north sh-r- of chicago.
did you see that shiksa steel my sp-ce with “the highland-park job”

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