the hockey jersey
you’re standing with your c-ck out, your girl’s on her knees in front of you. just as she’s about to put your d-ck in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and pull it over her head, thus thrusting your w-ng into her mouth!
“she was just about to blow me, and i gave her the hockey jersey!”
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you’re standing up with your c-ck out, and your girl’s on her knees in front of you… just about to start sucking your c-ck. just as she’s going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head… thus jamming your c-ck in her mouth.
“so me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then i gave her the hockey jersey!”
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