the holy dutch empire
the holy dutch empire was crowned the holy dutch empire in the year 2004, by the dutch pope, baergerkamelehsonwitsen the ix.
and he also blessed the dutch master/emperor neto, with the divine right of kings, and the will to rule “the land”
i,pope baergerkamelehsonwitsen the ix crown you neto, and you empire to be holy!!!
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