The Holy Toledo Trinity
a divine group of three terms, all based around the city of toledo, ohio. this location was chosed due to the popularity of other ohio-based terms cleveland steamer and cincinatti bowtie. the trinity is comprised of:
the toledo mosquito
the toledo burrito
the toledo funguito
jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. he spent 29 days worshipping the town of toledo and the holy toledo trinity. he wept when he saw a live performance of the toledo burrito.
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