The Homosexual Clefairy


a dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.
jay: my mom walked in on me performing the h-m-s-xual clefairy last night, while i was listening to if you seek amy.
jacie: gross i don’t need to know when you do those things!
jay: stupid, it’s a dance!
jarred: what does it look like??
jay: this!!
-jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.-
jarred: i think my eyes are bleeding.

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