The Honor Academy


the position of s-xual intercourse in which the man and woman are strictly face-to-face. some believe that this is the only “honorable” way to have s-x, and may only be executed within the context of marriage. their reasoning comes from the fact that humans are the only living things to have s-x face-to-face, although evolutionists bring strong, ape-saturated arguments to the table. it should also be known that a recent change in the rules has been added: the “back 40” is strictly off limits, except when entered in the presence of a core advisor.
dave: dude, how is married life?
ron: i can’t even begin to describe how much the honor academy changed my life. let’s just say i’m enrolled in the ha and i will never leave!
randy: anyone who leaves the honor academy will be in sin for the rest of his life.
ron: my thought exactly.

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