the hot pocket


a s-x position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. the g-spot and cl-t will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for -n-l s-x. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. since the womans thighs are together it causes her v-g-n- to be extra warm and extra tight.
“so, what you and tonks do last night, raiden?”
“got some hot pockets, if you know what i mean.”
“nice, bet that p-ssy was nice and hot and tight.”
“yeah you can never go wrong withthe hot pocket”

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