The Human Keg-ipede
when you edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble “the human centipede” and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.
(noun: the human keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circ-mstances.) (verb: “dude, last night before i got attacked by mount baldy we totally human keg-iped’ed it!”)
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