the hunter of the north
an expert archer who has an unconventional way of carrying his bow: he carries it so his body is in the sp-ce between the string and the body of the bow. the top part, where the bow connects to the string, is over his right shoulder and the bottom is close to his left knee.
the hunter of the north has no need for mere firearms.
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