the “i need to walk slowly” shit
when you need to sh-t so bad that you need to clamp your -ss cheeks together so you dont sh-t your pants
also accompanied by a v-shaped walk
when the “i need to walk slowly” sh-t occurs:
after eating chinese food, tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his lo mein noodles kicked in.
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