The Indiana Pruden
this is a s-xual act in which one performs -n-l s-x on a female, pulls out, urinates on her thigh, and then exclaims ‘i’m as sober as a bird!’
this is also known as the ‘i.p.’d in the a’ for ‘indiana pruden’d in the -ss.’
okay, here’s what you’ve gotta do. you’ve gotta give her the indiana pruden!
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