The Ineffable Subterfuge
when you are making out with a girl, but she clearly doesnt want s-x, you pull the ineffable subterfuge. you turn away, put some e in your mouth throw her head back and continue.
i tried the ineffable subterfuge but she noticed and kicked me in the b-lls.
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