The Internet is dead


the internet is dead. you cannot prevent this. you do not enjoy the internet the internet enjoys you. no matter what you will not be happy. please just turn off your interent right now.

there is nothing you can do resistance is futile.
person 1: -insert random meme here-
person 2: the internet is dead because of sc-m like you. gtfo.

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