The J Fuentes
form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. this sh-t you wont even see on the catch a predator
my friend george gave lilly the j fuentes in the movies the other night.
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