The Jacob Marley Walk
when a man is finished masturbating but forgot to bring a box of tissues to his desk, so he has to walk to the bathroom with his pants and belt around his ankles, making a noise similar to that of jacob marley from charles d-ckens’ a christmas carol.
i made a mess of myself after watching some great p-rn, but i forgot to get a box of tissues, so i had to do “the jacob marley walk” to the bathroom.
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