The Jake Burnett


the act of rubbing your p-n-s behind someone else’s ear. preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
guy #1: dude, last night was so awesome…i gave a girl the jake burnett!

guy #2: awesome, how did she like it?

guy #1: well…she was asleep, but it was the sh-t!

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