The Jerk Store Called, They’re Running out of You!


george costanza’s burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that “hey george the ocean called, they are running out of shrimp” he thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don’t laugh at it

from the show seinfeld
george: the jerk store called, they’re running out of you!
jerry, kramer, and elaine: ehhhh

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